Idiotech 10/4/2011
THIS ALGERNON WITH THE TECHNICALZ: IT JEEBUSPHONE DAY! IT JEEBUSPHONE DAY! ZUNE GO BYEBYE. HTC BLOWED IT. THEY BLOWED IT GOOD, BUT THEY SAY THEY FIX IT SOON. THE AMAZONS SAY NO BROWSELING ON THE TOUCH 3G. THEN THEY SACRIFICE LIVE ANIMAL TO SUN GOD. RHAPSODY GOOD, NAPSTER BOUGHT YAHOO TEAM UP WITH FIRST NAME IN NEWS THAT BLOWS DONKEY …
Read MoreIdiotech 9/29/2011
THIS ALGERNON WITH THE TECHNICALZ: THIS ALGERNON WITH THE TECHNICALZ: NOKIA BLEW OUT A WHOLE BUNCHA PEOPLE, AND THEY SHUT DOWN A FACTORY. ATTENTION ALL PLANETS IN THE YAHOO FEDERATION, THIS JERRY YANG, WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL. AMAZON KEEPS LOSING ULYSSES S. GRANT, WHICH IS WEIRD, SINCE IM PRETTY SURE I KNOW …
Read MoreIdiotech for 9/28/2011
THIS ALGERNON WITH THE TECHNICALZ: SOURCES INSIDE TIM COOK SAY HE KILL IPOD CLASSIC AND SHUFFLE . IF THERE ARE NONE MORE EDITORS ABOUT, WHO TELL US WHAT TO WRITE? AMAZON ANNOUNCES THEY GET ON PAD TODAY. I GIVE YOU TECHNICALZ AT 10AM. THEY GONNA HAVE A SECOND PAD LATER. I WOULD HOPE SO, OTHERWISE THEY NASTY. I NOT EVEN …
Read MoreIdiotech for 9/27/2011
THIS ALGERNON WITH THE TECHNICALZ: DISH WANNA BUY THE HULU, BUT SO DOES THE GOOGLYS. BUT THE GOOGLYS WANT THE HULUS EXTENDED AND STUFF. I THOUGHT THEY JUST CAME IN THE CIRCLE KIND. AMAZON WANNA KILL THE PLAYBOOK WITH FIRE. SO THAT MAKE A MILLION OF US. GET IN LINE, IT FORM AT THE LEFT. ZYNGA PROFITS …
Read MoreI’m Not Looking Forward To Our Coming ZuckerBorgs
I’m very apprehensive about the new Facebook redesign–Timeline–which is a new way to use Facebook, and a new way to tell your life story. I’m very much of two minds on it. Here’s why. First, let me acknowledge a simple truth. I’m a person that made a choice to live openly on the internet. Privacy issues where I am concerned…I’m …
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