Kanye West has joined Twitter.

What does this mean?  It means that Kanye now has another outlet for his self-serving egotism.  Or, as I personally like to call it, “A Career In Hip Hop”.

Now, not being merely content to interrupt other equally or less talented people on the award dais, Kanye–through the use of an uncanny understanding of the Twitter API–will now be able to interrupt Tweets from other people that he finds utterly boring and lacking in talent or substance.

For example, an ordinary person may tweet what they had for dinner, only to be interrupted by Kanye informing him that Fatburger is a heck of a lot better, along with a discount coupon for one of Kanye’s Fatburger joints in the Chicago area.

I’m told that while the concept of interrupting Tweets is something Kanye has had an eye on for quite a while, and it is the main reason he has waited to join Twitter until his team of crack developers have bent Twitter to their will.

Whether Kanye will let us finish on his way to becoming the best Tweeter of all time remains to be seen.

*Ellie Bartlett Browning is the editor and sole reporter for the Pungo Picayune, and only known practitioner of Strawberry Journalism.

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